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Mumster Origin
MUM-ster Noun.
SLANG-Referring to an unattractive, gross person that only a few
people find attractive. Also, someone who thinks they're much more attractive than they actually are. Not to be confused with "munter" which is British slang for an unattractive woman. DEFINITELY not to be confused with The Munsters, that TV show from the 60s that starred Fred Gwynne (for anyone under 50, he was also the judge in My Cousin Vinny)
Example: She thought her date was a Vegas 8. However, her friends said that he was no higher than a Kansas 4. Hence, he's a Mumster.
Mumsters RARELY get above a 5 and if you're really a good friend, you won't let your friend go home with one. Mumsters usually wear straw cowboy hats while wearing less clothing than they should be. You might be able to hear a murder (flock) of Munsters from afar if they are, "woo-hooing" or yelling any of the following, "that's what she said", "get 'er done", "Vegas baby, Vegas" or "I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Remember: only YOU can prevent Mumster babies
Let's get Mumster into the lexicon! Spread the word, NO MUMSTERS.
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