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Just what the hell is a Mumster?

MUM-ster Noun. SLANG

Referring to an unattractive, gross person that only a few people find attractive. 

Also, someone who thinks they're much more attractive than they actually are. 

Example: She thought her date was a Vegas 8 but her friends said that he was no higher than a Kansas 4. Hence, a Mumster. Mumsters 

Mumsters RARELY are above a 5 and if you're really a good friend, you won't let your friend go home with one. 


Remember: only YOU can prevent Mumster babies.


You might be able to hear a murder (flock) of Munsters from afar if they are, "woo-hooing" or yelling any of the following, "that's what she said", "get 'er done", 

"that's what she said", "get 'er done", "Vegas baby, Vegas" or "I'll sleep when I'm dead." 


Let's get Mumster in the lexicon! Spread the word, NO MUMSTERS.


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How does the city ratings system work?  See below!

The Ratings System

My equally shallow friends and I devised a scale for rating peoples' looks using different city standards.  I used to have one friend overuse the word, "hot" in many instances that weren't warranted.  If Salma Hayek is "hot," we shouldn't be putting someone like Natalia Portman (who certainly is attractive) in that "hot" category. Just like you wouldn't say Chris Hemsworth and Michael Cera are in the same category.  Just because you may be an 8 or 9 in your dump of a small town doesn't mean that you're an 8 in a city with top competition.  For example, you may be have been the prom king or queen in Racine, Wisconsin.  But in Manhattan, you're probably a 5 or 6.  


There are several cities that have undeniably attractive people: NYC, LA, San Diego, Miami, Prague, Rio, Vancouver, Buenos Aires, Medellin, and Barcelona usually atop of all lists.  If someone says, "she's a Prague 9," you know she's an absolute smoke show.  But if someone said, "he's an Omaha 9," assess a 3-4 pt downgrade, depending on the city.  That same Omaha 9 would be a Prague 5, maybe 6.  


If you're in a city where hanging out on a Friday night at Walmart is THE thing to do, that score is dropped 4-5 pts, easily.  If you have suggestions regarding cities you'd like to compare on our shirts, let us know!  



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